I finally tracked that tiny monkey down. He lives in the woods at Willowbrook Reach. His name is Exupery.
He doesn’t say much. Well, anything at all actually. I think he may be mute but we did manage somehow to communicate. If you look closely you can see one of his damaged vocal cords. A feral cat attack?
He denies responsibility for the scattered banana peels.
I invited him over for tea and biscuits. Did you know monkeys prefer rooiboos tea? He tore into the biscuits. I think he is hungry. He does look a bit thin. Next time I see him I’ll make a nice custard.