I’ve only just rushed in from the field with the most amazing discovery. No, I have NOT found any chimps. Still no North-West passage.
Temperature: 18 degrees Celsius
Humidity 97% fog/light mist (perfect for the recently planted specimens! ty universe)
Wind Speed: Vrbl 3 mph
Position: Approx Lat: 30.32°N Lon: 97.77°W Elev: 621ft.
I found the object (Figure 1) on the bank of Boggy Creek. Is it a seed? If so, it is rather large, just longer than my foot and about as wide as a coconut. It is quite light weight, perhaps hollow. The surface is scabrous with a kind of warty texture.
It looks a bit like the egg for a colossal whip worm. Let us hope it is not extraterrestrial in origin. If I fail to report again assume the Triffids have arrived.